It might not be filthy, but it is titillating:

Help two artists with one pledge!

If you become a patron of Lefthanded Lenya within the next 28 days, you could help @disabledfemme and myself both earn a $500 bonus. Each patron can pledge as little as $1 a month, so if 28 of you beautiful humans reading this can spare $1, the goal will be met.

Disabled Femme is a queer, nonbinary artist in Canada who makes badass patches and zines.

Lefthanded Lenya is a queer, femme artist in ‘Murica who likes drawing monsters and cats.

She loves you very much.